The answers, kept current
Almost every page you'll find about UK air conditioning was right when it was written. The rules changed twice in fourteen months, and most of them didn't. These say what changed, when, and where we got it from.

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Nine so far, covering the questions that decide whether this is worth doing — whether you're allowed, what size you need, how loud it is, what it costs to run, and whether you're buying the right kind of heat pump at all.
Dated, sourced, and corrected when they’re wrong
Every guide carries the date it was last checked, the primary sources it was written from, and a plain note anywhere we haven't had it independently verified.
Six of the nine guides here exist to correct something that’s widely published and wrong. The one-metre boundary rule hasn’t applied since May 2025 and is still quoted everywhere. The noise standard changed in May 2026, got materially stricter, and became the only route to installing without planning permission — which is also why the standard advice to buy one size up is no longer safe, a connection we have yet to see made anywhere else.
Those pages were accurate when they were published and were never revisited, which is nobody’s fault exactly — but between them they send a homeowner into a survey with two wrong beliefs. If we’ve got something wrong we’d rather hear about it than rank for it.
Last checked across all guides: .
We'll email you when the rules change
Twice in the last fourteen months the rules underneath this category changed: England’s noise standard on 28 May 2026, and Wales’s on 1 June 2026. When the next one moves, we’ll tell you what changed and what it means for a house like yours.
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A few questions about the room gets you a price band, without reading anything.
Buy a system outright and the survey is included in the price. Book one on its own and it's £95, refunded in full against the order.






